Complete Guide to the Spoontaneous Profits Quest in Witcher 3

Introduction

In The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt, the side quest "Spoontaneous Profits" offers players an entertaining challenge filled with the quirky elements that the series is known for. Geralt is tasked with investigating the peculiar circumstances surrounding a spoon-related theft. This guide will walk you through the quest step-by-step, ensuring you don't miss any vital details along the way.

Step-by-Step Walkthrough

• Start the Quest

  • Begin your adventure by travelling to the Quest marker located in the village of Lornruk, found in the southeastern part of the Ard Skellige region.
  • Upon arrival, look for a distraught villager named Mikul. Speak to him to initiate the quest.

• Gather Information

  • After your conversation with Mikul, head towards the inn to meet the other townsfolk.
  • Enter the inn and interact with the residents to gather clues about the stolen spoon. Look for a character named Tilli.
    • Ask Tilli about the spoon to learn about its significance.
    • Gather information about the last known whereabouts and potential suspects.

• Search for Clues

  • Exit the inn and follow the tracks where the spoon is believed to have been taken. Use your Witcher senses (press "V") to look for clues.
    • Scan the area for footprints, broken branches, or items that could indicate the thief’s path.
    • Make note of any signs that point to the nearby woods or other dwellings.

• Investigate the Woods

  • Head towards the Den of the Thief as indicated by the clues.
  • As you approach the area, prepare for an encounter, as wildlife or bandits could be nearby.
    • Use your Quen sign to shield yourself from any surprise attacks.
    • Check nearby bushes and trees for more signs leading you to the spoon’s whereabouts.

• Encounter the Thief

  • Upon reaching the Den, you will come face-to-face with the spoon thief — a character known as "The Dishonest Patrol."
  • Engage in dialogue and choose the option to confront the thief.
    • You can either fight or employ a snarky response to obtain the spoon without combat if you have high enough persuasion skills.
    • If you choose to fight, be prepared for a tough skirmish; use your potions and bombs wisely.

• Retrieve the Spoon

  • After defeating or convincing the thief, grab the spoon from the thief’s inventory or the ground.
  • Ensure that you have the 'Elderly Spoon' in your inventory, as this is crucial for completing the quest.

• Return to Mikul

  • Make your way back to Mikul in Lornruk to return the elder spoon.
  • Engage him in conversation and present the spoon.
    • Choose dialogue options that enhance the comedic nature of the quest for extra charm.

• Finish the Quest

  • Once you've returned the spoon, Mikul will express his gratitude.
  • A quest completion screen will pop up, rewarding you with experience points and some crowns for your efforts.

Conclusion

Completing the "Spoontaneous Profits" quest not only gives players a taste of The Witcher 3's humorous side but also showcases the importance of dialogue choices and environmental exploration in the game. After finishing the quest, you’ll have enhanced your experience in the world of Geralt and earned valuable rewards along the way. Happy hunting!